Dating GaMe

words: Allan Thomas
music: Jim 'Kimo' West and Allan Thomas

Lied about his age height and weight
On the questionnaire for an online date
Uploaded six photos maybe ten years old
Too bad if they believe everything they're told
It's the dating game

Worked hours on his profile to entice
A late night liaison with miss sugar and spice
She wants someone honest kind and sincere
He wants a nice rack and a sweet derrière
Thats the dating game

Into the sunset you both shall ride
Dream lover by your side
If it all plays out
Thank the Dating game

Upgraded his account to beat the odds
Got down on his knees and appealed to the gods
One swipe right maybe he’ll get lucky
Won't have bathe alone with that rubber ducky no no no

She looked real tall
Could you even reach her
Slim blonde yoga teacher
Sad grey eyes slender neck
Could she be the one or five-car wreck
The dating game

Into the sunset you both shall ride
Your dream lover by your side
And If it doesn't go south
Thank the dating game

She logs on hoping for a match
Reel in the perfect catch
He holds the answer to all her prayers
Lets toast to the future of the happy pair

A suckers born every minute on the hour
Will you pluck a thorn or pick a flower
Could end up even more sad and lame
Messing around in the dating game
The mating game

Into the sunset you both shall ride
Dream lovers side by side
Yes it's guaranteed

Yes welcome to dreamland where hope resides
A bottle of Dom your stunning bride
Thats the promise of the dating game

Just pay the fee you'll discover
Your long-lost significant other
Thats the nature of the dating game
That’s the dating game
It ain't a booty call
That's what she told me no no

©2018 Black Bamboo Music - BMI
Westernmost Music - ASCAP